Monday, July 22, 2013

GARY IS FINALLY POPULAR

So, Gary has never been very popular.  For example he data one girl, that was Kathy, she data the entire east bench.   Well, it took getting to Guatemala to solve his social problem.  He now has lots of friends.  They all have the same name:  entamoeba coli, or, parasites.
We found out about his buddies because he had a constant tummy ache.   So, he had to get a stool test.  Well, thing are not to formal here.  No cute little envelope with a stick and all kinds of complicated equipment.  We just got some into a left over Chinese food take out box and took it to this doctors office.  The lady there looked at my name tag and said to come back in an hour.  No disclaimer forms or insurance forms or wrist bands, etc.  So we came back in an hour, the lady gave us a single typed page, and said, "tiene parásitos" and we paid her about $2.50 dollars.
However, he has to brutally kill his friends with some antibiotics and he is back to his anti-social self.
On the other hand, here is Gary with a friend we hired.

3 comments:

  1. You have been officially accepted in Guateala as a protector of lesser species.

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  2. Gary, so sorry you had to kill your friends! Good thing you still have Kathy!

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