Saturday, June 1, 2013

PRE-INCIDENT EDIFICATION


It may be that we have been "glued" together for two months or that we have Been married for a long time, 50 years this year.  But, whatever caused it Kathy has developed kind of a sixth sense. So, here is what happened:   Last night we were home studying Spanish and "out of the blue".  She began "edifying Gary" (the is a formal phrase for what happens when you pay dearly for crossing your wife), and, Gary had done nothing.  Gary said what did I do, and, she said it was what Gary was going to do in a few minutes!  He asked what am I going to do, and, she described the bad thing he  is going to say in the future!  Well, this is an amazing talent.  Just think what a parent could do:   Pre spank a kid before he will do something bad, allowing the punishment to be done at an earlier time when it is more convenient.  The mind just goes wild with possibilities.  So, Gary calls this extra sense Pre-Incident Edification, or PIE.  This is apposed to the normal Post-Incident Edification, or PIE.  It is convenient that they have the same name.

And, attached is a picture of a mountain and a lizard 







2 comments:

  1. I like PIE... and that lizard is really cool too.

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  2. Dad you are hilarious!! Stop getting in trouble!

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